Here's a brief reenactment:
Ohhhh, look at THESE pretty ornaments! So shiny! So breakable!
Hmmm, let's see here ... which one should I choose, which one should I choose ....
Ohhh, how about this pink and girly ballerina/princess one!
Or should I go with the fierce and tough crocodile? Chomp, chomp ....
Oh and look Mommy, what do you think of these fancy bird ornaments?? So sophisticated!
Hey guys, have you ever heard of these Silly Bands things? They might look really good on our tree. And you get like 10 in a pack!
No, no, that's just silly. Let me look around some more. Daddy, can you help me find an ornament??
And so, she eventually settled on her 2010 ornament: a pineapple-wielding weiner dog that looks as if it's heading for a retirement cruise to the bahamas. PERFECT!